Thursday, July 11, 2019

Number 7 Most Overrated Musical Act of All Time: The Rolling Stones


Please. The most musically talented member of this band died at the bottom of his swimming pool in 1969. The fact that the other hangers-on were able to keep this monstrosity rolling for the next 50 years is a testament to marketing (the ultimate culprit in any “overrating”). When three generations of teenagers are told by FM radio DJ’s that the Rolling Stones is an “important” band, they swallow this nonsense whole. But everything about the band is derivative: from the name to the songs to the concept to the performances….as a general rule, if your job in a band is to stand there and sing—no instrument, just a vocalist—know that your band is adjudicated a notch below all real bands from that point. After all, the contempt that musicians have for prima donna vocalists is unmatched in the artistic world. And if you sing as poorly as Mick Jagger, you deserve all the aesthetic contempt you can garner. 

Overratedness Rating: 5/5 Miley Cyruses


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