Friday, February 3, 2012

Dear Susan G. Komen Foundation:

I am very disappointed in you. You had a chance to continue funding the fantastic work that we began almost a century ago, and you caved to societal pressure. I know that the majority of Americans are now pro-life, so I guess you felt you had no choice but to pull your own private money away from the one organization that still proudly stands for our principles. It’s a shame that your organization still exists in a “free” society, or else perhaps we could coerce you to continue supporting Planned Parenthood with private dollars. There’s always a way to make those pesky Christian types bow to the will of the State….heh heh heh…just ask those Catholic bishops who fawningly rolled over for Your Dear Leader when it came time to garner religious support for the Affordable Health Care Act. Now their own private dollars are going to be used to support a practice they consider abhorrent and immoral. And I thought WE were the heavy-handed ones in history.

I understand your nervousness at being lumped with Planned Parenthood. It seems as if every step we take forward, there’s some conscience-stricken people group forcing us two steps backward. It seemed, for example, that most American citizens had finally retired to their respective corners and decided that abortion was just a “personal matter of conscience” and the attendant debate was between two morally equivalent groups who just saw the world differently. But now that Science has demonstrated conclusively that that fetus is actually alive in there, we don’t have a lot of leg left to stand on there. Imagine that! Science—the weapon with which we’ve bludgeoned Christians for almost a century now, the weapon that we proudly claimed would purify us and keep us in power for a thousand years –being turned on us. It’s truly ironic. The only people left in the country who are still saying, “but how do we KNOW it’s an actual life? No one can be sure…” are the dolts who don’t pay attention, since that question was answered long ago. We know it’s alive….but it shouldn’t be, and that’s the point.

Why, Planned Parenthood has a long and storied history of being allied with our interests. You might not remember, but its founder, Margaret Sanger, believed that abortion should be used to thin the black herd, so to speak. We agreed with her enthusiastically, and she considered herself an actual ally of ours. It’s funny how prescient the old bird was….every three days, more black Americans are killed by abortion than were killed by the Ku Klux Klan in its heyday.

 We used ovens; your country uses abortion.Tomato, tomato, or so they say.

And somehow, your society has managed to portray us Lefties as the “party for people of color.”

Yes, there’s plenty of irony to go around. In addition to getting schooled by science, and still being able to portray ourselves as supporting people of color, we also have managed to make a lot of shallow thinkers believe that this is about rights. HA! Fortunately, Margaret Sanger’s friends in the Progressive Movement took over the public education system, so now you have a whole generation of kiddo’s who don’t know their own history…they’re not aware that my right to punch you in the nose stops at your right to NOT be punched in the nose. That’s why many of them think of abortion as a “woman’s right,” not in terms of the baby’s right. Want some irony? How about the fact that we Lefties HATE the pesky Constitution, but always try to justify our foibles by finding some long-lost right in it? It’s also ironic that the very people who claim to just want reasoned discourse are the ones shouting and spitting in state legislatures, dumping condoms on Catholic schoolgirls, and posting hate-filled rants about morality on Facebook….and then have the chutzpah to turn around and call Christians “people of hate.” LOL. (I hope I used that right; we didn’t have that term in my day).

We all know that what it’s really all about is redistribution…..Marxism. Taking property away from one citizen and giving it to another. But that’s the problem, isn’t it, Susan G. Komen Foundation? Planned Parenthood is running out of money. Not enough people still believe in the cause of systematically killing black children like Margaret Sanger and my old boss did. And so we’ve tried to hide behind the cover of “providing breast cancer screening” and other such schlock. But it seems that most American citizens prefer to go to an actual doctor, and so our beloved Planned Parenthood suffers.

Now you listen to me, and you listen to me good, Susan G. Komen Foundation: we’ve worked long and hard to bring respectability to our principles in your American society. There’s still 40-something percent of the American population that will believe whatever we tell them. And we’re not about to take this lying down. Get ready to get bombarded by lots of placard-waving, Saul Alinsky-ite ne’er-do-wells engaged in “protest.” Get ready for mass emails. Get ready for snarky comments by late-night comics, and the infantile people who get their politics from them. We’re going to bombard you from every direction in an attempt to hide the fact that we are a dwindling minority.

Because if killing off people that we find “inconvenient” isn’t worth your money, what is?

Sincerely,

The Ghost of Josef Mengele

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